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Hi there! I’m Jason Gloye.

Advertising account guy  |  Pug Papa  |  Theatre enthusiast  |  New Yorker  |  Colorblind  |  Vinyl collector  |  Oxford comma user  |  Midwesterner-at-heart  |  Whiskey drinker  |  Aspiring national treasure

However you got here, I’m truly glad you did. Wander around! There’s no break it/buy it policy. (Unless you actually do break my website, then...)

And if we run into each other in person, please say hello!